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Stop the underground transmission. Stop it now. Eliot, we will not stand for your wordless messages of musical glory. Once they are translated, you will be... dealt with.
Eliot Lipp - Live From The Beat Bunker.mp3

This is Alice Russell.
Listen to what Nxxxxxxx Public Radio says about her soultastic self.
“She is the embodiment of --- eyed soul...Alice Russell may not yet be as well known as fellow British ---- divas like Amy Winehouse or xxxx Stone, but she’s --- than their equal.”
Alice Russell - Got The Hunger.mp3

Breathe On Me Electronically. Shhhhh. Yum.

The Ministry of Song would like to clear up some confusion.
Despite what some treacherous news sources have been reporting, Destiny's Child has not made a comeback under the guise of Animal Collective.
This song tries to insist otherwise.
But it is lying.
Listen to this, LISTEN TO US.

Tiara Wiles - Breathe On Me.mp3

minisong: #1K78F9989

Publication X has announced Golden Bloom a top "Undiscovered Band Worth a Listen." Subversion at its finest. The press is a press of lies - trust us, or you must trust no one.

“We're admittedly big ---- fans, and ‘------ Devices’ feels like a doubleplusgood b-side from the Summerteeth era.”

Golden Bloom releases their LP in early 2K9. Download minisong: #1K78F9989 with your pointpresser now.

Golden Bloom - Doomsday Devices.mp3

WARNING: Solstice Songs and "Home"Coming

Do not be deceived.
The appearance of 'snow' across Oceania today was, of course, created by us, for your enjoyment.
You're welcome.
To further this interest in your wellness we also are sending out a friendly reminder that Solstice Songs are never appropriate or fair to your neighbor. We will "Let it Snow", you need not sing the heathen's melodies because of the presence of precipitation.
Transgressors will receive proper punishment.
Those who report transgressors will be given an extra task to complete as reward.
Instead of Solstice Songs, you should listen to John Forté, a Grammy-xxxxxxxxx artist who is best known for his work with "The Fugees".
Fellow hater of dominant upper class white people, Kanye West, is also featured on this minisong.
Listen to it.
Remember that by 'homecoming' he is not referring to 'home' in a sense of ownership which leads to corruption and death. He actually means 'collective living area'. Listen. Do it.
John Forte - Homecoming.mp3

CHAIRLIFT TOUR DATES. YOU, FRIEND, SHOULD GO.


The almighty chairlift is now on tour. You must go. They unite they proles with their oddly pleasingly, minimalist song structure. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah are also approved. Listen to their acoustic overtones on Daytrotter.

UpComing Tour Dates:
With Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
02/13/09 BROOKLYN, NY -BROOKLYN ACADEMY OF MUSIC

With Yacht
03/13/09 CLEVELAND, OH -GROG SHOP
03/14/09 CHICAGO, IL -SCHUBAS TAVERN
03/16/09 ST. LOUIS, MO-THE GARGOYLE
03/17/09 LAWRENCE, KS -JACKPOT
03/18/09 NORMAN, OK -OPOLIS PRODUCTION

At SxSW
03/19/09 AUSTIN, TX -THE RED 7 (OTHER MUSIC SHOWCASE)
03/19/09 AUSTIN, TX -CLUB 1808
03/20/09 AUSTIN, TX -URBAN OUTFITTERS

With Yacht
03/22/09 DALLAS-FT. WORTH, TX -HOUSE OF BLUES-DALLAS
03/23/09 HOUSTON, TX -WAREHOUSE LIVE
03/24/09 BATON ROUGE, LA -SPANISH MOON
03/25/09 NEW ORLEANS, LA - HOUSE OF BLUES
03/26/09 TALLAHASSEE, FL- FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY, CLUB DOWNUNDER
03/27/09 ATHENS, GA -40 WATT CLUB

Chairlift Only
03/28/09 NASHVILLE, TN- EXIT/ IN

With Sebastien Tellier
04/13/09 SEATTLE, WA -CHOP SUEY
04/14/09 VANCOUVER, BC- RICHARD’S ON RICHARD’S
04/15/09 PORTLAND, OR -DOUG FIR LOUNGE
04/17/09 SAN FRANCISCO, CA -THE INDEPENDENT

With Peter, Bjorn and John
4/21: Minneapolis, MN @ Fine Line Music Café
4/22: Milwaukee, WI @ Pabst Theatre
4/23: Chicago, IL @ Metro
4/24: Newport, KY @ Southgate House
4/25: Toronto, ON @ Phoenix Theatre
4/26: Ottawa, ON @ Capital Music Hall
4/27: Montreal, QC @ Le National
4/28: Boston, MA @ Paradise
4/29: NY, NY @ Webster Hall
4/30: Brooklyn, NY @ Music Hall of Williamsburg
05/1: Philadelphia, PA @ World Café
05/2: Washington DC @ 9:30 Club

NEW TING TINGS VIDEO.



Winston is my name. I love Big Brother. The Ting Tings come close. Enjoy, if you will.

XIMENA SARIŃANA. SXWX. Watch the Feed.



Grammy nominated artist to featured at SXWX. Let the citizens of Oceania rejoice, we are bridging the societal gap. Let us partake in the celebration of this spanish music. Enjoy, while it still lasts.

Glasvegas New Video and Tour Dates

Glasvegas have returned to the UK. We don't believe in political boundaries so this means nothing to us.
In an attempt to remedy this apparent problem, they have put out a new video for "Flowers and Football Tops".
View it Here.

They spoke with Spinner and sang songs.
That happened in this location that we are linking to with these words.

Glasvegas North American Tour Dates

3/23 The Parish New Orleans, LA
3/24 The Loft Atlanta, GA
3/25 Cat’s Cradle Carrboro, NC
3/26 Black Cat Washington, DC
3/27 The Note West Chester, PA
3/28 Music Hall of Williamsburg Brooklyn, NY
3/30 Webster Hall New York, NY
3/31 Paradise Rock Club Boston, MA
4/2 La Tulipe Montreal, QC
4/3 Mod Club Toronto, ON
4/4 Magic Stick Detroit, MI
4/6 The Bottom Lounge Chicago, IL
4/7 Varsity Theater Minneapolis, MN
4/9 Bluebird Theater Denver, CO
4/10 Avalon Theater Salt Lake City, UT
4/12 Commodore Ballroom Vancouver, BC
4/13 Neumos Seattle, WA
4/14 Wonder Ballroom Portland, OR
4/16 Great American Music Hall San Francisco, CA

T.V. KILLED THE RAIO STAR.

TV and Radio Stars are Uniting. iCarly, a paranoid android is releasing songs. She from -------- TV SHOW. Do the citizens of Oceana rejoice?

As an added bonus, the “About You Now” EP premieres the songs “FYI” and “Party Girl,” providing listeners with a tantalizing first taste of new music from Miranda’s forthcoming debut solo album.

Miranda's tracks from the iCarly - Music from and Inspired by the Hit TV Show album have generated sales of more than 600,000 singles.

iCarly - Music from and Inspired by the Hit TV Show, the album of music and dialogue from the popular live-action Nickelodeon series, debuted at #1 on the Billboard Top Kid Audio album chart and #1 on the SoundScan Top Children's Current album sales chart shortly after its release in June 2008.

NEW PETER BJORN + JOHN . . . WE GRANT YOU PERMISSION TO SEE THEM ON TOUR


WATCH THE VIDEO. YOU MUST. IT AWAITS.

TOUR DATES:

4/21: Minneapolis, MN @ Fine Line Music Café

4/22: Milwaukee, WI @ Pabst Theatre

4/23: Chicago, IL @ Metro

4/24: Newport, KY @ Southgate House

4/25: Toronto, ON @ Phoenix Theatre

4/26: Ottawa, ON @ Capital Music Hall

4/27: Montreal, QC @ Le National

4/28: Boston, MA @ Paradise

4/29: NY, NY @ Webster Hall

4/30: Brooklyn, NY @ Music Hall of Williamsburg

05/1: Philadelphia, PA @ World Café

05/2: Washington DC @ 9:30 Club

Chairlift (www.myspace.com/chairlift) supporting every date!

Details at www.peterbjornandjohn.com

http://www.myspace.com/peterbjornandjohn

Kicksville Mojo Working Cover

Kicksville covers Muddy Waters' 1957 cover of Preston Foster's "Mojo Working". Cover of a cover.
If we had a mojo, this would work it.
Kicksville - Mojo Working (Cover).mp3

Recommended Album of Week: Antony and the Johnsons - "The Crying Light"

We recommend this album like no other. Curious about the album?

Antony and the Johnsons - Spiraling

Listen to Antony's beautiful voice. Appreciate Antony's voice. Tune in to WX1984 for more. You must tune in. Tune in now.