Do not be deceived.
The appearance of 'snow' across Oceania today was, of course, created by us, for your enjoyment.
You're welcome.
To further this interest in your wellness we also are sending out a friendly reminder that Solstice Songs are never appropriate or fair to your neighbor. We will "Let it Snow", you need not sing the heathen's melodies because of the presence of precipitation.
Transgressors will receive proper punishment.
Those who report transgressors will be given an extra task to complete as reward.
Instead of Solstice Songs, you should listen to John Forté, a Grammy-xxxxxxxxx artist who is best known for his work with "The Fugees".
Fellow hater of dominant upper class white people, Kanye West, is also featured on this minisong.
Listen to it.
Remember that by 'homecoming' he is not referring to 'home' in a sense of ownership which leads to corruption and death. He actually means 'collective living area'. Listen. Do it.
John Forte - Homecoming.mp3